I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
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She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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