dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
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I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
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Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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