I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
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he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
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Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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