If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
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Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
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So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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