Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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