I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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