Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
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I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
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When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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