I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
