OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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