Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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