oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
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We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
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female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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