what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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