Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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