Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
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