i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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