what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
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I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
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Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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