I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
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