none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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