Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
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I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
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I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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