i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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