every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
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All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
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I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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