you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
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Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
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Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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