You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
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We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
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Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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