how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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