PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
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Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
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My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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