I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
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im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
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The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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