I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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