i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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