love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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