i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
He has the fingertips of a God
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