Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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