ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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