Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
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Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
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Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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