My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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