I must be too annoying 4 u.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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