They should really pass out barf bags in church
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
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You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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