Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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