1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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