I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
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also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
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just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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