if only i could text you this smell
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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