what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
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I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
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And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
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