U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
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her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
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sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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