It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
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