i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
well most of my day revolves around power hour
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
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My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
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Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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