He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
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While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
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My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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