i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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