Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
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We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
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he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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