I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
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she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
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He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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