I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
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