How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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