Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
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You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
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well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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