All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
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The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
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She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
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