Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Are we still banned from the library?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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