It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
You coming home soon, man?
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Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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